if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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