so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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