so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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