Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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