can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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