You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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