I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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