I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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