That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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