Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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