so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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