Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize