This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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