Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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