Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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