I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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