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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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