I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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