it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just found puke in my bra..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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