sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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