I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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