It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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