My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
