is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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