Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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