He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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