the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize