So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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