How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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