I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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