Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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