Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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