So drunk, too bad you don't want this
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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