Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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