Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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