can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I could make wine with my vomit
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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