Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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