I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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