who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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