i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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