Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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