remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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