There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
