she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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