she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
50% drunk capacity currently
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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