Your tits are I can't wait for
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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