I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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