I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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