like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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