I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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