apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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